Monday, 11 January 2010

Speaking Freely "Hello, why is the train service..."

"Hello, why is the train service from service(?) still crap at the moment. That's my question for you. Ok. Bye."

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Sunday, 6 December 2009

What a hypocrite Heather Mills is

Everyone knows she's only got one leg, so why does she pretend she has two (when it's so obvious the other one is made of plastic?
Who on earth does she think she's kidding?

Rude Station Manager

Dear Clapham Junction station manager. OK, I was asleep in your waiting room. But I wasn't paralytic. And I don't like words like tramp and beggar. I prefer Agent of Change.
Got that?

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Speaking Freely "Hello, this is John from Clapham..."

"Hello, this is John from Clapham Junction. I want to know why the South West train constantly plays bloody annoying pre recorded messages all the way through ___ From Kingston ___. What's the point of having silent trains when you got this bloody record going on. It annoys the hell out of me. Stop it please."

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Speaking Freely "Hello yeah, I'm just testing..."

"Hello yeah, I'm just testing to see if this actually works. Ok. Bye."

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Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Speaking Freely "What"

"What"

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Sunday, 2 August 2009

Speaking Freely "Hi Paul, it's only James...."

"Hi Paul, it's only James. Just been given the sad news mate sorry I can't be there but I'm down on holiday down on the board by about and once again mate I'm very very sorry to hear as soon as get back and give me a bell or pop down and see you mate. Speak to you later. Ta da."

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