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"Hello this is Suesan. I want to complain about another passenger. Who was on a train this morning, going into Waterloo. When he wasn't speaking on the phone, which annoying enough as it is, I noticed he started plucking his hairs out of his ears, disgusting. If that was not bad enough, when he thought no one was looking he was popping his hairs in his mouth. I wanted to be sick. Why can't we band these people from using the train or put a notice up saying, please do pluck your hairs out of your ears when travelling on South West Trains. Thank you. My name is Suesan and I live in New Moldon. Thank you."

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"Hello, my name is K T. I would like to complain about South West Trains on Saturday. I went in at Kingston Station and there was a massive massive queue, non of the ticket machines were working. There was this big fat bloke just leaning against the ticket turnstiles just doing nothing so I said to him can you just repair one of these ticket machines. He said no mate, I said look at the strength of the queue and he said why don't you go down the road there's a shop down there you can buy a ticket there. So off I went, took my 6 year old daughter across the busy high road went off down the road to the shop and bought a ticket. When I got back to the station to go and get my train up to Waterloo he then said there's no trains mate I said why didn't you tell me that before I bought my ticket. He said you didn't ask. This is ridiculous what a waste of time I was taking my daughter to a show and now I've missed it, it's just ridiculous. Goodbye"

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"Hello I have a question. When we use the toilet on a train does the. How can I put this? Poo poo the affluent does it go onto the tracks still or is it kept ___ on planes. I need to know because I was using the toilet the other day. I came out and there was a lady as a courtesy I'd give it 5 mins if I were you love and instead of thanking me she launched into a bitter terraid(?). You are not suppose to use the toilet while the train is stationary. You disgust me all that kind of thing. It was totally embarrassing but I said nothing and I walked off but I was thinking surely poo poo doesn't go on the tracks any more does it. We can use the train while it's in the station. Can we or can't we? Why don't self less trains make this plane. My name is Calvin McKenzie and I live in Whirlking(?). Thank you."

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"Hello, why do the bloody train driver's talk so much on the train now? They never tell you the information you need like why is the train stuck in the tunnel for 2 hours. They don't tell you that but they do do this whole bloody spill so that they sound like a Ryan Airlines S Captain. Welcome aboard to South West Train Service it's rubbish oh and those constant bloody messages telling you about how you're gonna get prosecuted if you don't buy a ticket but why aren't they being prosecuted for not providing a decent bloody service? Well my name is Alan I'm from Hornchurch I'm fed up. Ok bye."

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"Hello I would like to complain not about the stuff at the London ___ I think are magnificent. I want to complain about my fellow commuters. Who are this people that get on the train and stop the minute they are on the train and say no one else can get on? They clint(?) those little barriers but they are clinging on for line that the rest on the courage is empty. We got to stand on the platform. Help us we are pleading them to move down the train. It makes me sick my name is Tony and I live in Ridmont(?). Thank you."

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"Why are there so many people on the London underground standing around doing nothing. If you look at the ticket barriers, they're both standing by the ticket barriers, just starring at them. What's the point? They've got installed tickets machines to check all tickets. We don't need ticket collectors any more. You should make them do something else. Drive trains, or tidy the place up, or help people, not just stand there like idiots, the idiots that they are. Thank you."

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"Hello this is Mike from Richmond. My train came late today. Not only was it late it was 4 carriages instead of 8. So there's plenty more people on the train already and there's more people to pack in. So what is that idiot do on the platform. Just runs around blowing his bloody whistle. That doesn't make the train get there any faster. Doesn't make the passengers squeeze in to a sardine tin any faster. What is the bloody point to that? Is that all you can do? Blow your whistle. Right this is Mike from Richmond and I'll take the Tony Brad prize please. Thank you."

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